Is there anyone that likes the Dewees Lady?

She’s loud.  Really loud.

She is a fair weather boat — she stakes on the water and is hard for the crew to control in big wind.

She smells.

She’s difficult to load.

She’s not pretty.

She has bad karma.

Did I mention that she’s really loud?!

Let’s send her on her way.

There must be an island in North Carolina or Oregon or some place that wants this noisy thunderbox.